The shit Bruce has to do to maintain Brucie Wayne literally keeps me up at night. I think about the comic panel where the security guy was like, “check the bathroom, he accidentally locks himself in there sometimes” at least 3 times a day
And on my Bruce Wayne isn’t Batman post I was like, yea he definitely does that shit. Like does he just go about his day, looks at something and goes, “yea, it’s time to be stupid”
Bruce wakes up with a grin on his face. Alfred asks why he’s in such a good mood.
“Well, Alfred,” he says, “it’s been awhile since I’ve done anything entertainingly ditzy.” He closes his eyes, breathes deeply through his nose, and exhales, looking like some parody of a coffee commercial.
i’ll look forward to hearing your statement if you ever make it out
Do americans actually live like this
Ai generated photo right. Right?
that looks like an entirely normal suburban american neighborhood so if its AI-generated, it’s realistically done.
So the rest of the world watches our movies and in a lot of our movies we mock and satirize the eeriness and soullessness of these manufactured communities but I’m guessing you guys thought it was exaggeration
This is a bloody desert. How can you people live like this???
I’m so sick of people saying water doesn’t taste. Water fuckin TASTES
well what does it taste like then?
You know, the place where I last worked wanted to use our reading room as backdrop for a filmed interview (we had a very pretty reading room). On the day the film crew was there, the audio guy came over to my desk which was at the edge of the space and said “Look, you can keep working ‘cus you’re not doing anything too loud, but in a minute I’m going to go over there and call for silence for 10-20 seconds, and during that time I need you to not make any noise.” And I went “lol sure” but he clearly felt a little uncomfortable telling me to not move at my own desk so he explained; the purpose of those 20 seconds is to record the silence in the room.
It’s so they have a patch they can edit “silence” over some extraneous background noise later (the phone ringing, me getting an email, the toilet flushing in the bathroom next door, the elevator coming and going, noisy student group, etc), but the point was that they can’t just slap any old “silence” over a recording done in a certain room. They have to use the “silence” *from that room* or it will be jarring on a subliminal level to the people listening. Because silence has a sound, and it’s a little different everywhere you hear it.
The Step-Dad MBJ jokes got to me and I wrote 17k of an An Ding Disciple Luo Binghe AU this long weekend. It’s like having a tiny puppy barking ferociously at MBJ for being a shit boyfriend (SQH does not know that he has a boyfriend, obvs).