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frostbittenbucky:

frostbittenbucky:

mollyhats:

frostbittenbucky:

The shit Bruce has to do to maintain Brucie Wayne literally keeps me up at night. I think about the comic panel where the security guy was like, “check the bathroom, he accidentally locks himself in there sometimes” at least 3 times a day

And on my Bruce Wayne isn’t Batman post I was like, yea he definitely does that shit. Like does he just go about his day, looks at something and goes, “yea, it’s time to be stupid”

Bruce wakes up with a grin on his face. Alfred asks why he’s in such a good mood.

“Well, Alfred,” he says, “it’s been awhile since I’ve done anything entertainingly ditzy.” He closes his eyes, breathes deeply through his nose, and exhales, looking like some parody of a coffee commercial.

“It’s a himbo day.”

@theoneswhotry bruh I started coughing from laughter

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@magical-awesome-kid yes

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Spoilers for Natsume's Book of Friends: Homura arc (Chapter 100-104).  1st of a 3-page comic featuring Shūichi Natori and a character from the Homura arc from Natsume's Book of Friends, titled 'act 1'.  Natori sleeps on his sofa. Upon hearing a knock of the door, he uncovers his eyes, clouded from sleep.  Natori: Hm?  He sits up for the sofa. The door stands ominously.  Natori, internally: Someone's at the door? I'm not meeting up with anyone today. Is it Natsume?  Through the doorhole, the other side is void of people.  Natori, internally: No one there.  He frowns, eyes still betraying his exhaustion, and twists the door knob open.  Natori, internally: Odd.ALT
2nd page of 'act 1'.  Natori opens the door, partially covered by a small creature's silhouette. He glances down in sleepy confusion: one of the cat vessels from Homura sits primly in front of his door; it has swirling patterns on its forehead and back, a ribbon tied around its neck as a collar.  Natori: ... Huh?  He squats down in front of the cat, door open behind him.  Natori, internally: One of the cats from Homura...? I don't think I've seen this one before. They do all look similar, so maybe it's just me. Natori: Hello. Did you follow me here? I thought you and the others were finding a safe place to hide?  Natori smiles; the lizard on his skin crawls onto his cheek. The cat stares.  Natori: Ah, if you're thinking about staying here, I'll have to turn you away. I'm not good at taking care of things, see. Cat: ...ALT
3rd and last page of 'act 1'.  The cat darts past a still squating Natori.  Natori, internally: Eh?  Shocked, he turns towards the cat, who hops onto his sofa. He follows as the cat runs to the edge.  Natori: ?! Kitty?! What are you—?! You really can't stay here, this apartment doesn't allow pets! Kitty!  The cat stops and turns towards him, staring. Natori stops and stares back.  Natori, internally: Oh, right. It can't go home...  The lizard crawls off his face.  Natori: ...  He lays on the sofa, back turned to the viewer. The cat, sat primly on the back cushion, looks down at him from above.  Natori, internally: Would something like this be considered an act of kindness? ... It really doesn't suit me at all. Natori: I guess your intentions can't be that bad if you got past the wards. Just don't curse me more than I already am, okay?  act 1 - end.ALT
1st of a 2-page comic featuring Shūichi Natori, and one of the cats from Homura from Natsume's Book of Friends, titled 'act 2'.  Natori sits on the sofa, reading a script. The cat sleeps close to his thigh beside him; it jolts awake upon noticing movement on Natori's arm.  Cat: !!!  Something pats Natori's arm off-screen; Natori looks up in curiousity.  Natori: ?  The cat pats the lizard on Natori's forearm repeatedly, fascinated. Natori watches curiously.  Natori, internally: It's playing with the lizard?  His gaze turns suspicious and cold.  Natori, internally: Like a cat...  The lizard crawls into under Natori's sleeves; the cat's eyes follow.  Cat: !!!  The lizard crawls onto Natori's face; Natori's eyes widen, as he has an inclination of what's going to happen.ALT
2nd and last page of 'act 2'.  The cat jumps towards Natori's face; Natori looks shocked.  Natori: ???!!!  He falls off the sofa.  Natori: AH—!!  The cat continues patting the lizard as Natori lays on the floor, speechless. He picks the cat up by the collar and sits up, looking mildly exasperated.  Natori: Seriously, did you study a bunch of cats on your way here? Method acting? Is that what this is? Natori, internally: She's a lot more convincing as one, at least. ... How do you take care of a cat? The only cat-lover I know is...  The cat waves its paw excitedly in the air, as if still attempting to chase the lizard as it crawls off Natori's face.  Natori: ... Should I buy cat toys?  act 2 - end.ALT
A 4-panel comic featuring Shūichi Natori, Hīragi, and the cat vessel with a ribbon from Natsume's Book of Friends.  Panel 1: Hīragi poofs into view.  Hīragi: Master, I've gathered—  Panel 2: Hīragi, upon seeing the cat, grabs the hilt of her sword on her back. Natori looks at her chidingly.  Hīragi: WAH!!! PIG CAT!!! Natori: Don't be mean, Hīragi.  Panel 3: The cat jumps onto Natori's shoulder; he scratches under its chin, smiling jovially. Hīragi watches, expression neutral.  Natori: She's one of the cats from Homura — she probably followed me here. I don't think she'll be staying here for long, so it's probably fine.  Panel 4: The cat is surrounded with roses, sparkling; Hīragi looks incredulous. The panel is captioned, 'きらめいててご免 - 夏目友人帳 音楽集'. (Translation: I'm Sorry for Sparkling - Natsume's Book of Friends Music Collection.)  Natori: I'm calling her 'Princess'. Hīragi: PRINCESS???ALT
1st of a 4-page comic featuring Shūichi Natori, Princess, and Seiji Matoba from Natsume's Book of Friends, titled 'act 3'.  Princess's ears twitch, as if hearing something she recognizes.  Princess: ! Natori, off-screen: Be careful. Urihime and Sasago, off-screen: Understood. (They presumably disappear in smoke.)  Princess runs off; Natori notices, and yells after her.  Natori: ?! Princess!!  They continue running, Princess with a purpose, Natori giving chase. They round the corner of a high wall, surrounding tall trees.  Natori, internally: This is bad. I still don't know what's going on here. If I lose sight of her, and something bad happens— Natori: Princess! You can't run off on your own right now! We have to stick together until Urihime and Sasago come back!  Someone in a yukata with hair styled in a rattail walks, face obscured.  Natori, off-screen: Princess!!ALT
2nd page of 'act 3'.  Natori's eyes widen in recognition. In front of him, Princess runs into the previous person's legs, back facing Natori.  Natori: Matoba-san?  The person turns: It's Seiji Matoba.  Matoba: Hm? Natori-san?  Natori jogs towards Matoba, who turns halfway towards him; Princess sits up, as if gesturing Natori to join them.  Natori: What are you doing here? Matoba: Just taking a stroll. Although, there's been some rather peculiar rumours going around in the area. Natori: Rumours? Matoba: Something about a particularly tricky yōkai. More importantly...  Princess, half=turned towards Matoba, scrutinizes him with a neutral stare.  Matoba: I see you have one of the cats from Homura. Nabbed one for yourself, hm? Natori: It's nothing like that. She just showed up at my apartment one day and wouldn't leave. Matoba: Ahaha, how like you. Natori: What's that supposed to mean? Princess: ...ALT
3rd page of 'act 3'.  Princess toddles towards Matoba, pressing herself close to his ankle.  Matoba: Don't mind it— Hm?  She nuzzles against his leg, eyes closed. Matoba crouches in front of her, hand raised with the back of his palm facing Princess.  Matoba: Princess, was it? What a pretty name.  She nuzzles her cheek against his hand. Matoba smiles; Natori watches wordlessly.  Matoba: Oh. You're lovely.  They sit on the floor. Matoba continues petting Princess.ALT
4th and final page of 'act 3'.  The leaves rustle in the wind. Off-screen, Matoba and Natori converse.  Matoba: You're here on a job, Natori-san? Natori: Yeah. Apparently my client's been having night terrors caused by yōkai. Haven't found much, though. Matoba: Night terrors... Natori: In line with the rumours? Matoba: Somewhat. If they're true, then this could be quite troublesome. Natori: ... Wanna team up for this one, then? Matoba: Oh? Proposing an alliance with the Matoba clan?  Though he speaks nonchalantly, Natori doesn't make eye contact.  Natori: I'm not asking the clan. I'm asking you.  Matoba's eye is obscured by his hair, It's unclear what expression he's making. Princess glances sideways at Natori, as they both pet her.  Matoba: ... It seems interesting enough.  act 3 - end.ALT

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spoilers from the homura arc (c100-c104). natori gets a kitty

ganonfan1995:

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She’s still only 17, and fate has been so unfairly cruel. I think she’ll be okay, but it’s going to take time.

Let her grieve…

coralreefskim:

1st of a 5-part comic featuring Takashi Natsume and Kaname Tanuma from Natsume's Book of Friends.  Panel 1 and 2: Natsume rouses from sleep upon hearing something.  Panel 3: A view of Tanuma from behind, in Natsume's perspective. He has headphones on, eyes closed, humming along to a melody.  Panel 4: A close-up of Natsume's eyes, still clouded from sleep.  Panel 5: Natsume jolts awake from where he's laid in bed. Tanuma, sitting by the bed on a cushion, turns towards Natsume; he smiles and takes his headphones off. There's a book open and laying face-down on the floor.  Natsume: WAH! Tanuma: Oh! Natsume, you're awake.ALT
2nd of a 5-part comic.  Panel 1: Natsume rubs his eye blearily, embarrassed; Tanuma rests his headphones on his shoulders.  Natsume: Sorry I keep falling asleep... Tanuma: It's okay, I don't mind. I wasn't in the mood to study anyway.  Panel 2: Tanuma looks at Natsume curiously; Natsume leans down from the bed.  Tanuma: You seem tired these days. Yōkai again? Natsume: Yeah. It's not bad, though. There's just been more dropping by these days. Most of them don't understand the concept of school, so...  Panel 3: A shot of the book on the floor, being picked up by Natsume.  Tanuma: They sound lively. Natsume: Lively... That's one way to put it. Tanuma: Can Ponta keep them out temporarily? Natsume: He used to, but sometimes it's time sensitive, and other times... I don't want to turn them away.  Panel 4: A view of Natsume from behind, in Tanuma's perspective. He looks down at the book in his hand, almost self-reproachful.  Natsume: Still. You were nice enough to invite me over, and I...  Panel 5 and 6: Tanuma looks at Natsume in quiet realization, then looks upward.ALT
3rd of a 5-part comic.  Panel 1: A view of the corner of the ceiling, covered in a pond's reflection.  Panel 2: The shadow of a lone koi fish swims in the reflection.  Panel 3: A close-up of Tanuma's eye, as if making eye contact with the fish.  Tanuma: ... Natsume.ALT
4th of a 5-part comic.  Panel 1: Natsume, still bleary-eyed, looks mildly surprised.  Tanuma, off-screen: You used to go to shrines when you needed to stay away from yōkai, right? You mentioned it before. Natsume: Huh? ... Yeah Tanuma, off-screen: How do I put this...  Panel 2: A shot from behind both of them. Natsume is half-turned towards Tanuma from where he's still laid in bed; Tanuma looks to his front.  Tanuma: When I pass by your class, sometimes you're asleep on your table. Even when I can see you're really tired, you still hang out with me. And I thought... Temples aren't the same as shrines, so this is probably baseless, but I like to think being here helps you, at least a little. Or... Something like that. I guess what I'm trying to say is...  Panel 3 and 4: They look at each other. Natsume is surprised; Tanuma smiles gently.  Tanuma: You can take a nap here whenever you like. It's nice, seeing you well-rested.ALT
5th of a 5-part comic.  Panel 1: A close-up of Natsume's eyes, cast downward. He looks lost in thought.  Tanuma, off-screen: Although, if Ponta can come and go as he pleases... Ah, it's probably wishful thinking. Natsume: ... Tanuma. Thank you. I... I feel really comfortable here.  Panel 2: Tanuma leans further back into the bed, looking up; Natsume pushes the blanket back and sits up. They smile at each other.  Tanuma: Yeah, Western beds are really nice, aren't they? Natsume: ... Yeah, they are.  Panel 3: Natsume leans closer to Tanuma; his fist is clenched on the bed. Tanuma picks up his headphones.  Natsume: What song were you humming just now? Tanuma: You heard that? Wait, did I wake you up? Natsume: It's okay. I didn't know you sing. Tanuma: Oh. I, uh, I don't, not technically. Uhm, the song. It's from one of the tapes I got yesterday. Natsume: Can I...? Tanuma: Hm? Oh! Of course.  Nyanko-sensei slams open the sliding door from outside. There's an orange on his head.  Nyanko-sensei: Tanuma boy, peel this for me! Oh, Natsume, you're finally awake. Tanuma: Welcome back, Ponta. Natsume: Nyanko-sensei... Where did you get that from?ALT

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restful. takes place before the omibashira arc.

coralreefskim:

1st of a 2-page comic of Seiji Matoba, Shūichi Natori, Nyanko-sensei and Natsume Takashi from Natsume's Book of Friends.  1. Matoba smiles menacingly as he speaks; Natori looks unamused. Matoba: Natsume-kun. How unsurprising that you're here. Trouble follows you everywhere you go, as usual. Really, at this rate it'd be more convenient for everyone if you joined the Matoba clan, no? Natori: Matoba-san--  2. Matoba gets sprayed with a spray bottle held by a cat's paw, still smiling. Natori looks surprised.  3. Matoba, Natori, and Natsume look at Nyanko-sensei, who, perched on Natsume's shoulder, holds a spray bottle.ALT
2nd of the 2-page comic.  1. Natsume looks shocked as Nyanko-sensei continues spraying Matoba's face. Matoba's smile remains on his face. Natori is stunned to speechlessness. Matoba: Haha. That kitty of yours-- Nyanko-sensei: *SPRAYS* Matoba: --is as feisty as ever. I take that-- Nyanko-sensei: *SPRAYS* Matoba: --you still don't like me much. Nyanko-sensei: *SPRAYS*  2. Natsume pulls at Nyanko-sensei's cheeks, still shocked; Nyanko-sensei holds onto the spray bottle angrily; Natori stifles a laugh at Matoba, whose hair is dripping with water. Natori: pft Natsume: SENSEIII!! Nyanko-sensei: IT'S THIS OR I EAT HIM!  3. Nyanko-sensei waves his paw at Natsume angrily; Natsume looks reprimanded. Nyanko-sensei: ADMIT IT!!! YOU'RE THINKING OF DOING IT TOO! Natsume: Well... Matoba turns wordlessly to Natori; Natori covers his own face with his hat.ALT

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he deserves it

naamah-beherit:

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cashiers-czech-hunter:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

shortgremlinman:

hiveswap:

makingmoss:

i’ll look forward to hearing your statement if you ever make it out

Do americans actually live like this

Ai generated photo right. Right?

that looks like an entirely normal suburban american neighborhood so if its AI-generated, it’s realistically done.

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So the rest of the world watches our movies and in a lot of our movies we mock and satirize the eeriness and soullessness of these manufactured communities but I’m guessing you guys thought it was exaggeration

This is a bloody desert. How can you people live like this???

miyakuli:

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gauntletqueen:

mistral:

gauntletqueen:

I’m so sick of people saying water doesn’t taste. Water fuckin TASTES

well what does it taste like then?

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You know, the place where I last worked wanted to use our reading room as backdrop for a filmed interview (we had a very pretty reading room). On the day the film crew was there, the audio guy came over to my desk which was at the edge of the space and said “Look, you can keep working ‘cus you’re not doing anything too loud, but in a minute I’m going to go over there and call for silence for 10-20 seconds, and during that time I need you to not make any noise.” And I went “lol sure” but he clearly felt a little uncomfortable telling me to not move at my own desk so he explained; the purpose of those 20 seconds is to record the silence in the room.

It’s so they have a patch they can edit “silence” over some extraneous background noise later (the phone ringing, me getting an email, the toilet flushing in the bathroom next door, the elevator coming and going, noisy student group, etc), but the point was that they can’t just slap any old “silence” over a recording done in a certain room. They have to use the “silence” *from that room* or it will be jarring on a subliminal level to the people listening. Because silence has a sound, and it’s a little different everywhere you hear it.

That’s what water tastes like.

tossawary:

The Step-Dad MBJ jokes got to me and I wrote 17k of an An Ding Disciple Luo Binghe AU this long weekend. It’s like having a tiny puppy barking ferociously at MBJ for being a shit boyfriend (SQH does not know that he has a boyfriend, obvs).

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